Holy fucking tittyshake! It's the biggest country-satire-rock 'n' roll spectacle worldwide! Who's that you ask? None other than GLOCK ’45! They’re blending country's poignancy, satire's wit, and the raw energy of rock 'n' roll into a high-energy show. And they've brought their kin along…!
Because wherever their stage is set, whoever dares to witness, each audience member is instantly inducted into the Glock '45 Family. So gather 'round, kinfolk, for it's time to raise the roof with Glock spirit!
This band of misfits commenced their remarkable journey in a Franklin, Kentucky trailer park. Initially a motley crew of a cheap working girl (White Trash Welling), a dragqueen with smudged make-up (Pricklebush Pete), a substance-stricken soul (Jerrycan Jesper), a booze-soaked troubadour (Moonshine Mike), and a precocious pre-teen with a taste for the aged (Angus Young Hughie), they stirred the trailer park with reckless abandon.
Until they stumbled upon the fusion of country, satire, and rock 'n' roll. It changed their lives like it is about to change yours. Now, they're here to captivate hearts and conquer the globe.
Yearning to join the Glock '45 Family? To become a true dirty uncle or a sizzling grandma? Come witness the magic firsthand!
Pricklebush Pete: The front being of the band. Thinks of itself like the most important person in the world and the godmother of the Family. The rest is not so sure.
White Trash Welling: Thanks to her line of work she’s got offspring all over the place. She knows none of ‘em by name. For 50 bucks you can add your own genes in the mix.
Jerrycan Jesper: Is a frequent user of brown sugar but has never seen the inside of a kitchen before. He’ll get you high on rock ’n’ roll.
?: No one knows who this is exactly. Came knocking on our trailer one day and ever since we just hope he shows up for every gig. Thus far he always has.
Angus Young Hughie: Fresh from kindergarten but gifted with the talent of 20 full grown men. Plays like he’s 27, drinks like he’s 54.